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Look Steve, I only said a Divorce, why all the fuss !!!!!!!!!
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Roger !!
You taste as bad as you look
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Juliet,
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so were you !!
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The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
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With your handsome good lucks I want to embrace
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Make sure you don't take that bag off your face
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Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss
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But I only slept with you cause I was pissed
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Dave!
Joanna your ex was in earlier
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she said she has left you a message somewhere ...
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Sheila, I know you want a Divorce !!
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But you could at least throw me out my tinnies..
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and now that Johns gone, we got a divorce and lived happily ever after ..
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Debbie
I was always told that great things happen to those who wait !!!
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But if only this could have happened sooner ......
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Divorce
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sure as long as I can have the headphones......
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My love for you was once unquestionable............
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Hopefully thats the exhaust your biting...
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Think about it Debbie, if its not a headache, what else.
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Why do you think I want to
Divorce you.
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Hay Julie,
Remeber the Love we once had
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I don't know which is the worst Dragon now...
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My Heart was once
on Fire for you.
Now its totally broken.
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The days are long gone
of the fun we had.
Now its just nightmares I remember.
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Julie a Stone Age Valentine
is how a good Divorce should end.
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John now realised....
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that after the Divorce he may as well use the toys.
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Jim now your Divorce is through, there's no need to try
all the women in your street.
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Stewart
After 10 years of marriage
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I now know what they mean by
" For better or worse".
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