Category: Humour - Victorian Humour
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As Jonathon sucked longingly
on Alices fingers....
"She reminded him they
were all out of toilet paper"
The flavour savers convention
How times have changed
6 watching and 2 working
Little Victoria,
found how to enjoy herself at an early age
    
With a rod that size,
no wonder every woman in every port new Jim.
Even in disguise you could still recognise little Neal.
people thought Herberts
new invention would just be a fad.
Julia
"I know we have to ration items
but you should use the toilet paper instead of your glove"
    
Dave daydreaming
about what he needed to do
to rid himself of his Virginity.
In his rush to relieve himself, Steve thought he had found the best hiding place
Henry decided to show Harriet,
how to perform a blow job
and sing at the same time.
Dave practised so he could
give Emma a big bang
    
Roger never was one for showing his excitement.
It was decided that Joanne needed to take a DNA test to prove she was a lady.
John hoped nobody
would notice Rebecca's little guff
As a special treat,
the wives were allowed to watch the men having a picnic.
    
In their spare time,
the Hallam family stared in
adverts promoting deodarant..
Jill and John never could control their twitch for more than 10 seconds.
Dan never forgot his camouflage training.
but to dress as a Palm tree at a Funeral wasn't really the right place to do it.
Harold was setting a world record
for the longest jump ever
    
The Horse power in Ruperts car,
didn't quite live up to its name
You will regret not letting me play thought Jenny.
As she started to fill her knickers.
The queue in the barbers
had taken a little longer than expected
 


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