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You were a Hustler
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Heather thought
Charlie would never
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her name on it
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Happy
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Birthday
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To celebrate your Birthday
We bought a box of chocolates
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James
Every Year
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You look a little
younger!
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The Women around here are all the same
Fur Coat and No Knickers
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Mr Frisby
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whilst partaking in our afternoon frolics please remove your company tie
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With the oncoming Housing price crash, Debbie reverted to some old fashioned selling tactics
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Frank couldn't understand why Dave didn't quite grasp the Easter Bunny concept
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Dave you drunken fool
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I said the PUPPY in the basket and the TURKEY in the oven
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For there was never
yet a philosopher
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that could endure
the toothache patiently.
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Andrew, Happy Birthday!
I would have baked a cake for you
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but you know what my cooking’s like!
So I spent days designing this card instead!
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Even being the only man around, surrounded by birds, Stepehen still couldn't pull
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Merry Flashing Christmas to you
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Doms party trick
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Look no hands
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Darren sometimes enjoyed a nights fist fight with himself......
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The Lager Bruce...........
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Throw out the flamin' Lager, Bruce
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Well Geof, if thats what you call a maiden over, I'd hate to see it when your not on form !!!
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Er - erm - er
perhaps it's time
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Er - erm - er
to get a cleaner
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Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss
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But I only slept with you cause I was pissed
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Janice at your age you should be used to Spiders legs
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Even in his cell Roger would be up to his old tricks.
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For Gods sake Kevin that was the childrens Budgie..
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Cheeta if ya keep goin' ooh ooh every time ya get a good hand, it kinda spoils the game a bit...
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Merry Christmas George,
your nearly as old as the Club.
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Andy
Never could stop practising his hurdling technique
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The prize to find the lost nipple had attracted more staff than Mike had thought possible.
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Steven Happy Birthday....
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your nearly as old as the Club now.
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