Category: Humour - Terry Fulham
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Itsh alright Dave the missus said she would get me my supper ready, I don't mind sharing it with you
Mr Frisby
whilst partaking in our afternoon frolics please remove your company tie
Mrs Wildhurst
Please feel free to go into as much detail as possible, I am always happy to listen
With the oncoming Housing price crash, Debbie reverted to some old fashioned selling tactics
    
Suddenly Pete remembered he hadn't shaved for several days

You may have spent many hours fiddling with my knob Janet, but I really think it's time for you to put in for your test.
STEVE you Drunken idiot !!!
I said the puppy in the box and the Turkey in the oven
The freshest Venison around
    
Carol's here for her annual service Vicar
I think you're going to be rather disappointed, John ......
It's got nothing to do with Necrophilia !!
Darren have you been modelling again !!!!
Hi John your ex Paula was in earlier ...
she said she has left you a message somewhere ...
    
If thats a maiden over, I hate to see it when your not on form !!!
Which one of you screamed .....
The Lager!!
Throw out the flamin' Lager, Bruce
 


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