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Dad their is a time and a place
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Dad
Why not do what it says on the Tin....
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Approved Recreational Activities for People your age on Fathers Day.
Enjoy it
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Happy Fathers Day Albert
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Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers sometimes.
Happy Fathers Day.
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Dad, whenever I look at you,
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I see exactly where my good looks come from.
Happy Fathers Day
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Happy Fathers Day,in case you have forgot!!
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Dave was adamant he only had eyes for Sheryl
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Love may be beautiful Love may be bliss
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But I only slept with you
cause I was pissed
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With your handsome good lucks I want to embrace
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Make sure you don't take that bag off your face
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My Heart burns but nothing else
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Hi Jayne,
Remember the love we once had.
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I don't know which is the worst Dragon now...
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The Blow Up Dolls
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Revenge
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Steve,
Next time make sure your sticks pointing in the right direction.
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Robert
wasn't quire sure
his new blind date...
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was all she was cracked up to be
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Dave had always envisaged
that one day people may read
his diary....
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Mery Christmas
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Ron was determined
to get his own back on his ex wifes new lover
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after his long fought Divorce
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Graham was trying to coax Emily
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not to spend money on a Divorce...
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Gerald was determined
that darned dog.....
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would not get between him
and Suzi again...
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Smile Dad
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your nearly as old as the camera...
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When I said aim at the
target Johnny
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your supposed to let
me move first
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Although Rupert
didn't agree with the
Divorce demands.....
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he felt he had no choice
but to sign them
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Reginald hadn't realised
the attention his
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archealogical digging
had attracted
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Frank had always been taught
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live action was the best
form of art to draw
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Dave had now realised that pulling a decent Woman and drink don't always go together...
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Henry shout of duck came a little too late
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Frank was tempted to take his "silence" invention
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on to Dragons Den........
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As fast as Stephen ran
he could not get away
from the fizzing sound.......
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The thought just hit Andy,
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that it's not a good idea
to Smoke on the toilet
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The Firemans conclusion
was that Peter....
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had been trying to light
his Farts in bed.........
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Kevin couldn't understand
where Pete had vanished to,
so soon after Kelly had arrived....
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Don decided that the
"Interactive Computers"
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had now gone to far.
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The invention of
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Ten Pin bowling......
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"when I find the puck Harry,
your in the Sin Bin"
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Dave realised that honesty,
isnt always the best possibility
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Falling in Love was a simple Moustake anyone could make
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Its aright Jean,
I came home before it closed.
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Instead of notches on the bedhead
Julia had made..........
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loads of little pricks to remind her.
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I've fallen for you Amanda........
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John your not an abstract painter until you are Ratted...
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Jonathon you may be high, but their are still principles to follow...
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Got you again Stephen,
April Fools Day...
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Hi Julie
Just lay back and rememeber
the trips we had...
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A Stoneage Valentines Wish
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The mile high club,
had not climaxed as intended .......
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As usual James had been given....
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the cold shoulder from Annie.
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In his haste to get his piles sorted,
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Richard had decided,
to payless and go to Europe.
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Happy Birthday
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your Jolly old Roger
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Martin's polygamy...
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was begining to come out.
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We hope your
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Circumcision goes well...
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Dave was going for his
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quickest Divorce yet.
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Rabbit Love
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After the horrendous,
Winter weather
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Rupert now realised,
the Council needed
to repair the roads
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Helen had always wanted to be serviced by the roadside...
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Shit Happens
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Sue
was determined her attempt at Sky diving.......
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with no Knickers would be a crowd stopper.
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Pete's
Sniper training
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really did come in usefull.
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Adhering to the Speed limit
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isn't always the best thing to do
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Mike couldn't tell Steve
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his storys where monotenous
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A bathroom surprise
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Jake had taken the competition a little too seriously.
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Janice now realised she had
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trained the Cat to well.
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Roger had to refer to under hand tactics
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now his eye sight was going.
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Entrepenerial spirit ensued
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after the floods
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Sophie would hang the Kings
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washing anywhere
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For the form I need to complete
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"What appears to be the problem"
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Ok Bears, Own up.
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Who did it............
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The day the worms
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got their revenge
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Julia was saying goodbye
to the men she had entertained last night.
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The great Mouse escape......
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Julia was adamant,
she didn't want to be
watched whilst getting undressed.
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The great new Olympic sport,
"Penguin Sledging".
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"Ok" he shouted
"coming ready or not"
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as the Ostrich reached,
the count of 10.
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Laura,
had been totally rattled....
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by the true Ostrich length.
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